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What We Canadians Can to be Proud Of
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1.In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
2. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
3. Basketball, hockey, lacrosse and baseball are all Canadian
4. Apple pie is Canadian
5. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
6. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
7. Smarties, Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
8. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
9. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
10. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
11. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
12. The Hudson’s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world’s oldest company.
13. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in less than 3 minutes.
14. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
15. We invented the ski-doo, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the pacemaker, the hydrofoil, the wireless radio, the IMAX movie system, the TV camera, the gramophone, not suprisingly the snowmobile and the snow blower, the telephone and short wave radios.
16. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
17. A Canadian invented Superman.
18. We have coloured money.
19. Our beer advertisements kick ass
20. Fantasy In Glass is Canadian
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY!
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21.The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
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