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1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the
command of William Lyon Mackenzie King who was insane and hammered all the
time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go
figure..
12. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in
time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle
caught on.
17. The Hudson’s
Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as
the world’s oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in less
than 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,
zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless
lives each year.
21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about
it.
22. A Canadian invented Superman.
23. We have coloured money.
24. Our beer advertisements kick ass
25. Fantasy In Glass is Canadian
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on.
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